Admin: Could you fill out this form please?

hoopy: <fills out form, hands over health card>

Admin: Can I have your address and date of birth please?

hoopy: <telling her address and date of birth>

Admin: Whats your religion? You don’t have to answer if you don’t want, it’s just for the government statistics.

hoopy: Oh. ok. Agnostic.

Admin: <browsing options on computer> …don’t think they have that…

hoopy: Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Admin: hmmm. <…still browsing…>

hoopy: Atheist? Or none?

Admin: hmmm… how about “No Organized Religion?”

hoopy: works for me. <sitting down and reading Cosmo>